Overheard in the USA

Overheard a conversation where one guy said: “It seems like there’s two or three months between winter ending and summer starting.”
Ye, on planet Earth, we call that SPRING

Where: Ohio

Overheard by Ian.

I heard two geography geniuses trying to decide where Nova Scotia is -
“Nova Scotia? Is that in America?”
“No, it’s in Russia.”

Where: Massachusetts

Overheard by randy.

Overheard at Florida Airport “Hell no I ain’t drinking Bud no more! I’m going back to Coors.Taste like shit,but at least it’s American.” wow

Where: Orlando

Overheard by Rob.

Overheard at work: The power went out but my laptop didn’t turn off.
Ohhh, the mystery…

Where: Philadelphia, PA

Overheard by glitched.

Overheard at Starbucks this a.m.: “Let me use the bathroom. I gotta change my pad NOW!”
Too much information…

Where: CT

Overheard by rockdj207.

Overheard at lunch. Waitress to regular diner priest: “You’re following me!” Him, “If I didn’t have this collar, I’d follow you everywhere!”
Funny, I woulda thought she was too old for him

Where: St. Louis, MO

Overheard by WordToYourMutha.

Overheard a girl relaying her torrid story to her girlfriend:
‘How is he gonna try to fuck his cousin and me at the same time?! i made him choose: me or his family.’
Well, she’s more understanding than most women I’d say.

Where: Berkeley

Overheard by Britney.

I overheard a mother tell her son in Fishtown “Don’t do that, Zack. That’s how Steve Irwin died.”

Where: Philadelphia

Overheard by Rob.

overheard in the office - “I’m afraid we have too many cooks in the uh cooking pot thing…” did you mean chefs in the kitchen? Moron?

Where: Canajoharie, NY

Overheard by Tricia.

Watching Cirque du Soleil in Orlando. Two really effeminate guys were sitting in front of us being very loud and obvious throughout. There is a sequence in the show where four really cute oriental girls give an amazing performance with diabolos. One of the guys shouts out ‘you go little Chinese girls’
Tool

Where: Orlando, Fl

Overheard by Damien.